Reddit User Shared Brutally Honest Christmas Card Exposing Her Family Members In The Most Hilarious Way And It’s Now Going Viral

Meet the Allen family. Tom, Lisa and their kids: Three-year-old Landon, nine-year-old Hunter, and 18-year-old Maddy. The family’s done a lot this year, mainly mischieve, and Lisa’s breaking it all down in a hilarious and brutally honest Christmas card.

The hilarious note titled “Brutally honest Christmas card” read:

“Landon: Our precious and super annoying 3yr old. Whines all the time and doesn’t go to sleep when he’s told. Cries when he doesn’t get Gushers after dinner. Most of the artwork he brings home from church nursery is awful. Our pride and joy (and source of our drinking problem.)

Hunter: Our energetic yet surprisingly unathletic 9yr old who just got cut from a soccer team that doesn’t even keep score in their games. I know … how does that even happen?! Spends most of his time on his iPad and said his first swear word this year! Super exciting!

Maddy: Age 18 … goes over her data each month on her cell phone. Was grounded for two weeks this Fall after she snuck a guy in her window to ‘watch a movie.’ Got fire from Sephora after tell her boss ‘just because I’m on the schedule doesn’t mean I have to show up.’ Wants to drop out of school to become Insta famous.

Tom and Lisa: Somehow still married after 41 years. Tom still tucks his t-shirts into his jeans and just took money from our retirement account to buy a fishing boat. His golf shoes are still currently on the steps after I told him three times to take them upstairs.”

If you find Lisa’s card hilarious, don’t forget to SHARE it with your family and friends to spread the giggles.

h/t: scarymommy