Steal This Mom’s Sign So You Can Pee In Peace

All moms need this sign on the bathroom door

Many parents know that privacy pretty much goes out the window when you have kids. Especially with little ones. You can’t pee, shower, or pluck a chin hair without being interrupted. Eventually, you’ll have to set some boundaries. If you need inspiration, one mom has the perfect signage for you.

This was posted on Practical Parenting’s Facebook page and judging by the number of times it was shared (over 11,000), we’re going to go out on a limb and say it resonated. Hard.

The sign says: If mom is in the bathroom you are NOT allowed to …

#1 Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding and/or dead.

#2 Scream questions at me if the shower is running! Hot Tip! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

#3 Wait for me within inches of the door and then yell at me when you get slammed in the face like it’s my fault.

#4 Slip me notes of any kind, especially the ones with those check boxes. Ask yourself this question before knocking … Can I survive the next two minutes without mom? *Check boxes with ‘yes’ and ‘no’